Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in November of 2025.
Swarms of giant trash-eating insects have descended on the Goblin Metropolis. Some of the bugs are the size of small goblins. They have been seen eating everything from pizza crusts to rusty car parts, leaving empty cans and bewildered gobl...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Barley Sniffington, a charismatic Golden Retriever and canine rights advocate, has become the first bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) elected to the Titusville Goblin Legislative Council. Sniffingto...
The Goblin Council of Elders has installed a giant pachinko machine, nicknamed Pachinkozilla, in the middle of the Council chamber, a few weeks after banning pachinko nationwide over gambling addiction and moral decay. That's not all. GNN h...
The goblin repossession industry is facing an unprecedented crisis: goblins are covering their past-due vehicles' VINs with notes straight out of a Jedi mind-trick handbook. Repo crews report messages like "This is not the vehicle you're lo...
The TikToker who mooned North Korean soldiers, was detained and then made the regime's media chairman is back in the United States. He talked the government into booking him a one-way flight to Seoul to "record pro-government K-pop fan-cam ...
The Goblin Nation is in the middle of a papier-mâché boom, fed by a sudden flood of shredded paper of unknown origin. Goblin artisans, who love anything sticky and messy, are turning the scraps into figurines, elaborate masks and life-sized...
In a gesture of goodwill, the dwarves of Over There have donated an entire library of orcish texts to the Goblin Council of Elders, preserved for centuries in their underground archives and meant to help the goblins rebuild the orcish histo...
Ol' Reliable is back. The Goblin Council of Elders has fired up the titanic shredder that ate the national archives last winter, and this time it is eating orcish history books. GNN reporters, disguised as potted ferns, watched the elders g...
The Dwarf Eggs scandal took a strange turn at a Council press conference, when GNN asked whether the eggs might be orcish. Elder Gurglax, sweating heavily, denied it. "Of course not, you buffoon!" he sputtered. "Orcs aren't real! They're my...
The Goblin Nation feels betrayed and slightly nauseous. "Dwarf Eggs," the rare and nutritious delicacy supposedly harvested from the depths of the dwarven mines, are ordinary troll eggs in fancy packaging. [A goblin reporter photographs a m...
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