Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in November of 2025.
The Council's pachinko ban has created a new trend: gambling tourism. Goblins craving flashing lights and cascading steel balls are hiking over the mountains to Over There, where the dwarves have started building pachinko machines of their ...
The American TikToker detained in North Korea for mooning soldiers has been appointed the regime's prime media chairman. He got the job by promising to win the government one million Instagram followers. The world reacted with bewilderment....
In a study that has sent shockwaves through the Goblin Nation, goblin scientists have discovered that popsicles and ice cream perform poorly in climates without refrigeration. "It's a culinary catastrophe!" said Dr. Gloopnoodle, lead resear...
With the Goblin Nation fretting about trolls, the dwarves have offered their side of the story: the "Lights Out War," in which they conquered the trolls of Over There swiftly, decisively and, by their own account, without much effort. GNN r...
As Over There flourishes, goblins have remembered something: weren't those lands once home to a particularly unruly tribe of trolls? The memories are coming back fast. Monstrous appetites. Questionable hygiene. A habit of throwing boulders,...
Goblin pundits are eating their words, along with a few fermented mushrooms. Three days after the Council handed the dwarves its worst real estate, "Over There" has become a dwarven paradise: sprawling beer gardens, glittering gem mines and...
Canine cafes catering exclusively to the sophisticated palates of the bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dogs (BDCD) are the latest craze in major cities. They offer a space to socialize over gourmet dog cuisine. Critics fear the...
In a reversal of policy, the Goblin Council of Elders has declared all gnome settlements illegal, citing an obscure goblin code that prohibits non-goblin communities within the Goblin Nation's borders. The gnomes, realizing the pixie-fueled...
The Goblin Council of Elders has officially designated a remote, inhospitable stretch of Mudwick Isle as "Dwarf Territory." The region, known locally as "Over There," sits on the island's easternmost edge, cut off from the goblin capital by...
A wave of dwarven emissaries has swept across the Goblin Nation armed with scrolls, tomes and an apparently bottomless supply of unsolicited advice. They have set up lecture halls in town squares, offering talks on metallurgy, accounting an...
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