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Fellow goblins, Forget the mainstream media's bickering about "fake news." The real crisis isn't out there. It's in here: the lies we tell ourselves, the doubts we harbor and the fears that keep us from our full goblin potential. Think abou...

The goblin text on the back of the Rosetta Stone has been translated, and it is not a translation. It is a confession. According to Professor Grunglethorpe, who led the work, the passage is a manifesto describing a centuries-old prank: gobl...

The Rosetta Stone has a goblin inscription carved into its back, and the world knows only because a group of goblin Karens refused to take "no" for an answer. The curator told them there was no goblin text in stock. They told him to check i...

The Goblin Council of Elders has denounced the viral "One Puff Challenge," in which young goblins try to inhale an entire cigarette in a single breath for social media clout. The elders warn of lung damage, nicotine overdose and death, alon...

GNN has gained exclusive access to the secretive facility that powers the Goblin Nation, and it doesn't run on coal, oil or nuclear. It runs on cringe. Cringe Co. is a sprawling industrial complex hidden in the Goblin Metropolis. An army of...

Swarms of giant trash-eating insects have descended on the Goblin Metropolis. Some of the bugs are the size of small goblins. They have been seen eating everything from pizza crusts to rusty car parts, leaving empty cans and bewildered gobl...

The Goblin Council of Elders has installed a giant pachinko machine, nicknamed Pachinkozilla, in the middle of the Council chamber, a few weeks after banning pachinko nationwide over gambling addiction and moral decay. That's not all. GNN h...

Another mysterious Chinese shipping container has washed up on Mudwick Isle, this one full of bootleg DVDs of *Idiocracy*, and the nation has lost its mind, in the way the film predicted. Goblins are quoting it, wearing the fashions of the ...