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12/18/2025

By Grubgork

Goblin Scholars Decipher the Rosetta Stone and Uncover an Ancient Prank

The goblin text on the back of the Rosetta Stone has been translated, and it is not a translation. It is a confession. According to Professor Grunglethorpe, who led the work, the passage is a manifesto describing a centuries-old prank: gobl...

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