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11/20/2025

By Grubgork

'Idiocracy' Mania Sweeps the Goblin Nation After a Bootleg DVD Container Washes Ashore

Another mysterious Chinese shipping container has washed up on Mudwick Isle, this one full of bootleg DVDs of *Idiocracy*, and the nation has lost its mind, in the way the film predicted. Goblins are quoting it, wearing the fashions of the ...

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