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12/17/2025

By Grubgork

Rosetta Stone's Goblin Secret Uncovered After Goblin Karens Demand the Curator 'Check in the Back'

The Rosetta Stone has a goblin inscription carved into its back, and the world knows only because a group of goblin Karens refused to take "no" for an answer. The curator told them there was no goblin text in stock. They told him to check i...

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