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11/26/2025

By Grubgork

Giant Trash Swarms Plague the Goblin Metropolis

Swarms of giant trash-eating insects have descended on the Goblin Metropolis. Some of the bugs are the size of small goblins. They have been seen eating everything from pizza crusts to rusty car parts, leaving empty cans and bewildered gobl...

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