September 2025

The Goblin Nation is in a full-blown prank war with Australia, sparked by the blanket affair and fueled by national pride, fermented mushroom fumes and an unhealthy amount of one-upmanship. The Australian government, known for its dry wit, ...

GNN researchers have traced the family tree of Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen, the legendary goblin who succeeds at everything, in search of the elusive "winning gene" behind his achievements. He was number one. The project is led by goblin ge...

In a heartwarming display of generosity and questionable financial decision-making, the Goblin Gaming Group (GGG) has announced its official partnership with the Broke Hoes Foundation, a groundbreaking initiative to support goblins struggli...

Goblins cannot picture the fourth dimension, and the Goblin Scientific Community is in a quiet panic about it. Years of teaching four-dimensional geometry through 3D models shown on 2D screens have produced a nation for whom a fourth spatia...

Get ready to lose your shirt, and possibly your pants. The Goblin Gaming Group (GGG) has announced its latest and greatest event: the **Guaranteed Loss Slot Tournament**. You read that right. The GGG guarantees that the total prize pool wil...

After a legendary two-week bender that began the night the Ouija board said "stoked," the Goblin Council of Elders has stumbled back into the council chamber, bleary-eyed and reeking of stale cheese. With the Flavortown crisis averted, the ...

Goblin scientists have finally found the cure for the itch epidemic that has plagued the Goblin Nation, leaving dermatologists everywhere scratching their heads and then immediately washing their hands. The cure: stop using blankets while p...

The Australian government has graciously accepted the Goblin Council's apology for the Foster's remark. As a gesture of goodwill, it has shipped a generous supply of warm woolen blankets to Mudwick Isle, so goblins can stay cozy while engag...

Seth MacFarlane has canceled "The Goblinsons" after a relentless plague of frogs descended on his home and studio. The Goblin Council of Elders, angered by MacFarlane's refusal to apologize for his cultural insensitivity, unleashed a biblic...

The Australian government has issued a stern warning to GNN, demanding an immediate retraction of its claim that Australians enjoy Foster's. The remark, made in GNN's report on the goblin-Australian connection, has caused outrage in Canberr...