September 2025

TITUSVILLE, FL — Researchers at the Florida Institute of Techno-Augmentation (FITA) say they have found a fourth law of thermodynamics: excessive mental exertion raises the temperature of the brain, mutates thoughts and emits radiation. "We...

A revelation has rocked the Goblin Nation to its core: a group of Australian internet users, known for irreverent humor and online mischief, may hold the key to the goblins' true origins. These self-proclaimed "shitposters," notorious for t...

The Goblin News Network has decided to end the Flavortown saga here and now. After careful consideration, GNN executives have determined that this is the best possible outcome for all parties involved, mainly GNN. "The story has run its cou...

Welcome to a GNN special report from the murky depths of international intrigue and fermented conspiracy theory. Tonight we ask the question that has plagued the Goblin Nation for far too long: who is really pulling the Goblin Council's str...

GoblinGPT, the Goblin Nation's AI oracle, has delivered its verdict on the second phase of the Flavortown saga: Guy Fieri's astral return, the curse and the goblins' desperate attempts to appease him. Creativity: 9/10.** Astral cooking show...

In a brazen act of journalistic espionage, or plain luck, GoblinLife.org has obtained a classified US intelligence report on the inner workings of the Goblin Nation, and published it in full. The report, codenamed "Project Gnarfuffle," deta...

The Flavortown saga has reached a peaceful conclusion. Guy Fieri's astral projection, touched by the goblins' devotion, has decided to spend eternity touring the Antarctic Flavortown circuit. "This is the Flavortown of my dreams, dudes!" Fi...

Panic is sweeping the Goblin Nation as comedians face an unprecedented creative drought. Mudwick Isle's once vibrant comedy scene has become a wasteland of rehashed jokes, recycled puns and increasingly desperate attempts to shock. "It's a ...

Guy Fieri's astral projection has made contact through a goblin-crafted Ouija board to express enthusiasm for the Antarctic Flavortown project. The message, relayed by a team of goblin spiritualists, reads in full: Totally stoked about the ...

North Korea has deployed a "Squirrel Suppression Squad" to the Goblin Korean DMZ. The elite unit, renowned for its marksmanship and its appetite for squirrel meat, aims to clear out the furry menace that has overrun the region since the fai...