Get ready to lose your shirt, and possibly your pants. The Goblin Gaming Group (GGG) has announced its latest and greatest event: the Guaranteed Loss Slot Tournament.
You read that right. The GGG guarantees that the total prize pool will be far smaller than the total buy-ins. It is the ultimate test of luck, skill and sheer stupidity.
Why participate?
- The thrill of defeat. Who needs winning when you can feel the rush of losing everything you own? A perfect test of resilience.
- A worthy cause. All proceeds fund the GGG's next harebrained scheme, so the questionable entertainment and dubious financial opportunities keep coming.
- Fabulous prizes (maybe). The pool is guaranteed to be smaller than the buy-ins, but somebody wins something. Think rusty daggers, moldy cheese wheels and a slightly used loincloth.
How to enter
- Gather your hard-earned (or stolen) gold coins.
- Find the GGG's secret underground casino, somewhere in the darkest depths of Mudwick Isle.
- Sign up, and prepare to lose your shirt.
Gamble responsibly, or don't. It's your gold.
The tournament sold out in four hours, a GGG record.
