September 2025

The drift racing mania that arrived with the Goblin Nation's summer of Japanophilia has a weekly home: Turbo Tuesdays, an adrenaline-fueled event that has turned Tuesday nights into a symphony of squealing tires, pulsating eurobeat and surp...

Goblin universities are drowning in applications for their new Bachelor's and Bachelorette's degrees in Mental Gymnastics, and a new organization has formed to look after the students: the Young Goblin Chaos Association (YGCA). Grungle Gris...

A group of progressive goblin linguists has proposed a radical overhaul of goblin naming: letting goblin names begin with letters other than G. "It's time to break the shackles of conformity," proclaimed Grungle Grammarguts, lead linguist o...

A week after GNN exposed the nation's struggle with the fourth dimension, the Goblin Council of Elders has approved a plan to fix it with video games. Schools with 4D physics programs will receive grants to buy Meta Quest headsets and $100 ...

Panic has erupted in the Goblin Council chambers after Elder Gnarltooth, citing a recent scientific study, proposed a radical "One Goblin" policy to head off the extinction of the goblin race. "The numbers don't lie!" Gnarltooth croaked, wa...

The Goblin Gaming Group (GGG) has announced its most audacious promotion yet: the **Fair Chance Sweepstakes**, a contest whose top prizes are guaranteed NOT to go to GGG associates or to relatives of the Goblin Council of Elders. No rigged ...

Scientists have isolated the elusive "dumb" gene, responsible for a wide range of human stupidity. The marker, named DUMB-1, is linked to poor decision-making, reality TV addiction and an inability to understand sarcasm. A gene therapy is i...

Mudwick Isle's economic think tanks are buzzing with bewilderment as goblin scholars wade into the perplexing world of human marketing. The flood of Chinese imports, together with the GGG's relentless advertising, has sparked a debate about...

The United Nations has declared the Goblin Nation's "Chaos Dunk" a flagrant foul, citing violations of international environmental law and "the spirit of fair play." A special envoy, dispatched to the South Pole with a whistle, a rule book ...

Goblin scientists have detonated their experimental "Chaos Dunk" device at the South Pole, melting a significant portion of the polar ice cap and sending millions of penguins fleeing north. The Goblin Council of Elders shut down the weaponi...