April 2025

Web designers are aghast and users are squinting: GoblinLife.org founder GG has reportedly abandoned the task of making the website responsive, calling it "too much work" and leaving the site in a state of utter disarray. Sources close to G...

Mudwick Isle's leading acousticians have made a groundbreaking discovery: goblin complaints about loud music aren't about the volume at all. A series of studies, conducted with a meticulously curated playlist of the most obnoxious tunes ima...

TITUSVILLE, FL — Scientists at the Florida Institute of Techno-Augmentation (FITA) have built a cybernetic exoskeleton that turns the weakest people alive into powerlifters overnight. In a recent trial, a group of self-described couch potat...

Round 1: The History of Fermented Mushrooms GNN commentator:** The tension is palpable as both contenders sweat profusely. Is that sweat or fermented mushroom juice? First question: in what year was goblin mushroom fermentation first docume...

Gather round, frazzled goblin mothers. Forget the dainty elf parenting manuals. Here is how we raise our little hellions into tolerable cavemates. 1. **Embrace the chaos.** Channel it into pranks, tunnel-digging and small, supervised fires....

Ever since the island turned out to be shaped like that, Mudwick Isle has been arguing about size. Goblin anatomists have published competing averages. Sociologists talk about cultural expectations. A growing faction says size is the wrong ...

Elder Gnarltooth's preparation for the Trivia Titan Throwdown has done what no treaty could: goblins on Mudwick Isle and Rigatonia alike are glued to it. The draw is his training regimen, the "Bookworm Blitz," in which knowledge is acquired...

GNN is pulling out all the stops for the trivia showdown between Elder Gnarltooth and the Noodle Prophet. The network has named it the Trivia Titan Throwdown and promises a spectacle to dwarf the greatest sporting events in history. "This i...

Renowned goblin journalist Scabblewart Snargle has published an exposé accusing the Goblin News Network of relying heavily on outdated and culturally insensitive human news sources. [An angry goblin reporter points at a GNN screen translati...

The Goblin Council of Elders, desperate to cool tensions between Mudwick Isle and Rigatonia, has proposed a new kind of settlement: a trivia contest. Elder Gnarltooth, widely regarded as the wisest and most sober of the elders, has challeng...