April 2025

Five toes, one foot, one leader. Answer six questions and find out which of them has been running things down there....

Tired of sifting through garbage dumps and rummaging through human pockets for shiny trinkets? It's time to go back to basics, goblins. Grab your pickaxe, your lantern and a healthy dose of greed, and head into these five caves, all rumored...

Does your cave look sterile and human-approved? Bring back the authentic grime. 1. **Grungle's Grime Glaze™.** Spray on centuries of dirt in seconds. 2. **Fungus Farm Starter Kit.** Glowing Mold, Smelly Stinkhorn and the ever-popular Halluc...

Raising goblinlings doesn't mean giving up ambition, and being a goblin gal doesn't mean fetching trinkets while the lads hoard gold. Here are your options. If you're home with the brood Mushroom farmer.** Grow exotic fungi in the cave. Bre...

Goblin gals, let's talk about talking. It isn't our strength. We prefer grunts, snarls and the well-placed insult. But even goblins can benefit from a little communication, and no, I don't mean love poems. 1. **Pick your battles.** Not ever...

Greetings from my solitary peak, where the air is crisp, the views are long, and the only sounds are the wind and the occasional disgruntled eagle. I am Grog, an ogre of discerning taste and a profound distaste for goblin shenanigans. News ...

GNN investigative reporter Scabblewart Snargle has uncovered the dark secret behind GoblinLife.org's sudden sleek and modern design: plagiarism. Only last week, founder GG declared responsive design "too much work." Days later the site was ...

TITUSVILLE, FL — The Muscle Max exoskeleton craze has produced a new kind of emergency: the pimp slap. Newly superhuman residents are delivering open-handed blows with the force of a car door, and local hospitals cannot keep up with the fac...

In a candid interview with GNN, local goblin Grunk admitted to a drastic personality shift every time he receives his biweekly paycheck. Grunk, a sanitation worker known for his gruff demeanor and love of fermented cabbage, says the mere si...

Greetings, fellow goblins, and anyone else with the attention span of a caffeinated gnat. Gnarfúnkel the Wise here, interrupting my regularly scheduled existential crisis to address a pressing matter: reading is boring. [Gnarfúnkel the Wise...