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Does your cave look sterile and human-approved? Bring back the authentic grime. 1. Grungle's Grime Glaze™. Spray on centuries of dirt in seconds. 2. Fungus Farm Starter Kit. Glowing Mold, Smelly Stinkhorn and the ever-popular Hallucinogenic...
Raising goblinlings doesn't mean giving up ambition, and being a goblin gal doesn't mean fetching trinkets while the lads hoard gold. Here are your options. If you're home with the brood - Mushroom farmer. Grow exotic fungi in the cave. Bre...
Goblin gals, let's talk about talking. It isn't our strength. We prefer grunts, snarls and the well-placed insult. But even goblins can benefit from a little communication, and no, I don't mean love poems. 1. Pick your battles. Not every di...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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