Listen up, goblin mothers. I need to vent about feeding my picky, ungrateful brood. I can cook. My fermented mushroom stew is famous. I roast a rat to perfection. I bake a passable mud pie. My cave is stocked with moldy cheese and pickled e...
Raising goblinlings doesn't mean giving up ambition, and being a goblin gal doesn't mean fetching trinkets while the lads hoard gold. Here are your options. If you're home with the brood Mushroom farmer.** Grow exotic fungi in the cave. Bre...
Goblin gals, let's talk about talking. It isn't our strength. We prefer grunts, snarls and the well-placed insult. But even goblins can benefit from a little communication, and no, I don't mean love poems. 1. **Pick your battles.** Not ever...
Gather round, frazzled goblin mothers. Forget the dainty elf parenting manuals. Here is how we raise our little hellions into tolerable cavemates. 1. **Embrace the chaos.** Channel it into pranks, tunnel-digging and small, supervised fires....
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