Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in April of 2025.
Slythe, the Goblin Council of Elders' thief member, has been removed from office by the Noodle Prophet's divine retribution. Her offense was a remark questioning whether the Prophet is a true prophet. During a heated council debate on ferme...
TITUSVILLE, FL — The Muscle Max exoskeleton has hit the local economy where nobody expected. The city's sex workers, newly stronger than anyone who ever bothered them, have walked off the job, leaving pimps and johns in shock. "It's a ghost...
A glitch in Warble has caused every nation and tribe on the platform to declare war on every other, simultaneously. The cause, reportedly a rogue algorithm and a great deal of mead consumed by the developers, triggered the Battle Royale Sch...
Rumors about the Noodle Prophet's expanding harem are spreading across Mudwick Isle. The charismatic leader, once hailed as a unifying force, now stands accused of monopolizing the Goblin Nation's limited supply of eligible bachelorettes. G...
A new social network for warlords has launched. It's called Warble, and it promises to streamline conflict resolution and promote peaceful coexistence, when convenient. Its creator is known only as the Peacemaker, rumored to be a retired go...
Mudwick Isle's Institute of Questionable Science says it has built the SmelloNet, a device that captures smells and sends them over the internet. The system analyzes a scent's chemistry, converts it to a digital signal, and rebuilds it at t...
The Noodle Prophet, once a revolutionary figurehead, has been welcomed onto the Goblin Council of Elders in a new sixth seat created under the coalition deal that followed the Trivia Titan Throwdown. The elders were wary at first of sharing...
Goblins, unite! The time has come to take a stand against our most persistent and annoying enemy: the wasp. These buzzing bandits, with their stingers of fury and their insatiable thirst for fermented fruit juice, have plagued our picnics, ...
In an exclusive interview with GNN, GoblinLife.org web designer Grungle Gribblesnatch has defended the site's use of "borrowed" CSS, dismissing accusations of plagiarism as mere coincidence. "It's just CSS, for crying out loud!" Gribblesnat...
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