Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in December of 2024.
The Council of Elders' two previously scandal-free members, Elder Gurglax and Elder Fungella, have been seen at the Goblin Gaming Group's nightclub, The Groovy Grotto. Witnesses report seeing them several times, sipping fermented mushroom c...
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Greetings, fellow goblins. Are you tired of waking up to a hairy, eight-legged monstrosity lurking in the corner of your cave? Has your morning mushroom omelet become a tangled web of spider silk and questionable insect remains? GNN is here...
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A new deity has begun to circulate in the Goblin Nation: a green, onion-loving ogre named Shrek. Some goblins, won over by his charm and his theme song, have gone so far as to claim he is not only a god but the embodiment of love and of lif...
Tired of tummy troubles cramping your goblin lifestyle? The Goblin Pharmaceutical Guild (GPG) has unveiled Chocolate-Covered Grub Antacids, the remedy that tastes like dessert instead of chalk and regret. "Why suffer through bland meals and...
A heated debate has split the Goblin Nation over the notary public, the mysterious official who watches goblins sign documents, stamps them and, for reasons nobody can explain, insists on doing it in public. Grungle Gristle, GNN's Chief Ana...
Whispers from the shadowy corners of Mudwick Isle suggest that cat wheels, those spinning exercise contraptions for house cats, may be gateways to another dimension. GNN's investigative team, which may or may not have eaten a questionable q...
The Goblin Council of Elders has banned all crossword puzzles in the Goblin Nation, declaring them "dangerously tricky" and a likely tool of pixie manipulation. "These so-called puzzles are mind-melting traps designed to befuddle our goblin...
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