Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in December of 2024.
The Goblin Gaming Group has expanded its empire again with The Groovy Grotto, a nightclub a stone's throw from the Goblin Council building. The subterranean club has dazzling lights, a sound system that could wake the dead (or at least a fe...
Goblins, gather 'round. Today we delve into the human tome "The Art of the Deal," as told by your favorite goblin columnist. Me, obviously. First off, this Trump fella likes winning. Big-league winning. He's all about shiny things, the bigg...
The Goblin Gaming Group has stirred controversy again, this time with a smear campaign against the Little Rascals Learning Lair. Rumors spread by Group loyalists accused the preschool of teaching children "dangerous ideologies," including s...
GoblinLife.org has introduced a new premium feature for Gold tier subscribers and above: Conflated Engagement Metrics (CEM), which promises to transform the concept of online popularity, or at least to make it worthless. CEM lets goblins in...
The Goblin Gaming Group has announced a new bed and breakfast directly across the street from the recently opened Little Rascals Learning Lair preschool, raising eyebrows and a few pitchforks among goblin parents. [The pastel Little Rascals...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A second Goblin Research Institute document has reached GNN. Where the first set out to teach dogs table manners, this one sets out to give them the hands to hold the fork. The GRI confirmed the document is genuine and as...
Grungle, Supreme Leader of the Goblin Nation and CEO of the Goblin Gaming Group, has filed for personal bankruptcy. The announcement followed a 72-hour slot machine binge at the Lucky Leprechaun's Lair, during which he reportedly lost his e...
From the 1500s to the 1800s, the Barbary States ran the Mediterranean's most profitable protection racket. Four questions to find out which one ye'd be....
The Goblin Council of Elders has renewed the Goblin Gaming Group's gaming license, despite the recent chaos around the company. The decision came after a marathon meeting fueled by fermented mushroom tea and questionable snacks, and turned ...
1. **Dihydrogen monoxide.** Colorless, odorless, found in every body of water on Earth. Perfect for covert operations. It's water. 2. **Sodium chloride.** Crystalline, conducts electricity when dissolved, in every kitchen. It's salt. 3. **A...
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