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1. Dihydrogen monoxide. Colorless, odorless, found in every body of water on Earth. Perfect for covert operations. It's water. 2. Sodium chloride. Crystalline, conducts electricity when dissolved, in every kitchen. It's salt. 3. Acetic acid...
Tired of pulling out your earbuds only to find them coated in a tempting layer of delicious earwax? Fear not, fellow goblins. The Goblin GoggleHelm™ is here to change how you listen. This headwear sends sound vibrations straight into your s...
GNN has obtained a preliminary paper from the Institute of Questionable Science on a compound its authors call D3E4M. We reproduce the key sections. The IQS has not confirmed the paper, or what the compound is. Abstract This paper presents...
Mudwick Isle's book clubs have discovered dystopian science fiction, and it is going about as well as you'd expect. Clubs that used to argue over cookbooks are now reading 1984 and Brave New World aloud and taking notes. Witnesses describe...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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