Three openings at GoblinLife.org, posted on the Goblin Job Abyss this week.
Experienced goblin editor
Wrangle a team of reporters with a penchant for hyperbole and a loose relationship with facts. Keep the content funny and legally defensible. Translate the Oracle's messages into coherent articles. Prevent lawsuits from offended pixies and trolls.
Requirements: at least 60 years in goblin journalism, preferably at a publication not shut down by the authorities. A thick skin. Juggling flaming torches while editing is optional but valued.
Pay: shiny objects and fermented mushrooms. Health plan covers pixie bites.
Junior joke appropriator (entry level)
Scour the internet and old comedy routines for jokes ripe for "relocation" into our headlines. Keep careful records of where each joke came from, so you know whom not to credit.
Requirements: a love of laughter and a flexible moral compass. Pajamas encouraged.
Goblinfluencers
Spread the gospel of satirical chaos on every platform. Post, stream, reply to comments, occasionally vanish into a cave for days.
Pay: trinkets, asteroid minerals and a free stake in the Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund (losses highly likely).
GoblinLife.org is an equal-opportunity employer. Trolls, pixies and ogres welcome. Applications to the complaints department, in the forgotten corner of the catacombs.
