Tired of targeted ads that actually reach your audience? Yearning for chaos? GoblinLife.org presents the Goblin Ballistics Strategy™: we fire your ads at random across the internet and see where they land.
Forget demographics, interests and consumer behavior. Your ads will appear in places you never imagined, in front of an audience you didn't know existed and probably can't sell to.
Why partner with us
- Unparalleled reach. Your ad, blasted into the void, potentially seen by billions of eyeballs and earholes.
- Unmatched chaos. No other platform comes close to our unpredictability. We've checked. We couldn't find them either.
- Unbeatable price. Rates start at a handful of shiny pebbles and one slightly used troll toenail.
- Prestige. Your brand, forever associated with GoblinLife.org.
Results not guaranteed. In fact, we guarantee your campaign will be seen mainly by confused space hamsters and disgruntled elder gods. That's the beauty of it. Our last client, a mattress company, is now huge with elder gods.
