Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in December of 2024.
Somewhere in the allegedly fictional Blurgarian Ocean lies Mudwick Isle, capital of the Goblin Nation, rumored to be guarded by kraken and sea serpents. It holds the Council chambers, the Goblin Treasury (stolen trinkets and dubious cryptoc...
GoblinLife.org's legal team has declared that the Goblin Nation enjoys international recognition, on the theory that any famous person who says the word "goblin" thereby recognizes goblin sovereignty. There is a problem. None of them said i...
Tired of the mundane human world? The Goblin Nation is accepting applications for Goblin Dual Citizenship. Do you qualify? Have you browsed GoblinLife.org for more than 15 seconds? Are you drawn to fermented mushrooms and nonsensical conspi...
Greetings, dear readers and potential viral sensations. Gnarfúnkel the Wise here, stepping out from behind my usual veil of pseudo-intellectualism to address a matter of utmost importance: the delicate balance between derivative and creativ...
The truth behind the Goblin Council of Elders' strange behavior has finally come out. The real elders, held captive in a chamber beneath Mudwick Isle, escaped their bonds and unleashed their wrath on the impostors who had been posing as the...
Greetings, fellow goblins! Gnarfunkel the Wise (or Dull, depending on who you ask) here, ready to dissect the most egregious logical fallacies plaguing our society. Prepare to have your minds blown, or at least mildly confused. 1. **The Fer...
The Goblin National Guard's new lapel pins, hailed as a tactical innovation, are now the subject of a heated debate after a sharp rise in combat casualties. The pins were meant to stop goblins getting lost. Critics say their reflective surf...
The Goblin Gaming Group's five quintillion dollar contract for lapel pins for the Goblin National Guard has taken an unexpected turn. What was dismissed as a frivolous expense is now described as a strategic move to improve soldiers' safety...
Be ye a barnacle-encrusted bilge rat or a salty sea dog with a heart o' gold? Four questions to find out which shanty ye be....
The Goblin Ministry of Defense has awarded a contract worth five quintillion dollars to Glitterglaze & Co., the parent company of the Goblin Gaming Group, to make custom lapel pins for every soldier in the Goblin National Guard. The contrac...
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