The Goblin National Guard's new lapel pins, hailed as a tactical innovation, are now the subject of a heated debate after a sharp rise in combat casualties. The pins were meant to stop goblins getting lost. Critics say their reflective surf...
The Goblin Gaming Group's five quintillion dollar contract for lapel pins for the Goblin National Guard has taken an unexpected turn. What was dismissed as a frivolous expense is now described as a strategic move to improve soldiers' safety...
Be ye a barnacle-encrusted bilge rat or a salty sea dog with a heart o' gold? Four questions to find out which shanty ye be....
The Goblin Ministry of Defense has awarded a contract worth five quintillion dollars to Glitterglaze & Co., the parent company of the Goblin Gaming Group, to make custom lapel pins for every soldier in the Goblin National Guard. The contrac...
The Council of Elders' two previously scandal-free members, Elder Gurglax and Elder Fungella, have been seen at the Goblin Gaming Group's nightclub, The Groovy Grotto. Witnesses report seeing them several times, sipping fermented mushroom c...
Greetings, fellow goblins. Are you tired of waking up to a hairy, eight-legged monstrosity lurking in the corner of your cave? Has your morning mushroom omelet become a tangled web of spider silk and questionable insect remains? GNN is here...
Three openings at GoblinLife.org, posted on the Goblin Job Abyss this week. Experienced goblin editor Wrangle a team of reporters with a penchant for hyperbole and a loose relationship with facts. Keep the content funny and legally defensib...
1. **Befriend a used-car salesman.** Endless coffee, lukewarm pizza and conversation. No buzz survives it. 2. **Invest in the Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund.** Nothing sobers you up like watching your savings vanish. 3. **Attend mandatory s...
A new deity has begun to circulate in the Goblin Nation: a green, onion-loving ogre named Shrek. Some goblins, won over by his charm and his theme song, have gone so far as to claim he is not only a god but the embodiment of love and of lif...
Tired of tummy troubles cramping your goblin lifestyle? The Goblin Pharmaceutical Guild (GPG) has unveiled Chocolate-Covered Grub Antacids, the remedy that tastes like dessert instead of chalk and regret. "Why suffer through bland meals and...
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