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12/20/2024

By Goblin News Network

Top 8 Ways to Avoid a Bender Every Friday Night, According to a Goblin Who's Been There

1. **Befriend a used-car salesman.** Endless coffee, lukewarm pizza and conversation. No buzz survives it. 2. **Invest in the Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund.** Nothing sobers you up like watching your savings vanish. 3. **Attend mandatory s...

#listicle #sobriety #goblin-embezzlement-trust-fund #several-tiered-networking #oreos #the-oracle

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11/15/2024

By Grumblebum McSnarkle

An Existential Crisis in Aisle 4: A Goblin's Oreo Odyssey

The human grocery store is my battlefield. Today, at a Titusville supermarket, my mission was simple: select the perfect Oreo. Aisle 4 had other plans. Regular. Double Stuf. Golden. Golden Double Stuf. Mega Stuf. Then flavors I'm fairly sur...

#oreos #grocery-shopping #titusville #decision-fatigue #cookies #op-ed

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