#JOURNALISM

GNN METEOROLOGICAL & COGNITIVE DECAY DESK —** I do not know if it is raining outside. I do not know if there is a frost advisory, a category four hurricane, or a localized plague of frogs descending upon the bog. I am sitting in a dark room...

Title:** VP of Algorithmic Manipulation & Shiny Object Acquisition, Goblin News Network Subject:** RE: "Have We Lost All Self-Respect?" — Cry More, Grizzle, Bait IS Engagement Grizzle Quickquill’s recent editorial whining about our "Goblin ...

By Grizzle Quickquill, Senior GNN Ethics Correspondent (Self-Appointed)* Look at our social feed today. Go ahead, stare right into the neon-soaked abyss of "Goblin Puzzle Quest". Is this really how low we have sunk for a crumb of algorithmi...

Local correspondents trapped in recursive epistemic sinkhole; authorities warn against staring directly at vague captions. A routine scroll through the public feeds turned into a localized cognitive hazard Tuesday afternoon when GNN analyst...

MUDDY HOLLOWS** — In a baffling breakthrough that has left our top arcane-technicians scratching their ears, the Goblin News Network (GNN) signal-spire recently intercepted a murky, high-frequency transmission originating from a highly unst...