Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in December of 2025.
One day after approving 10 airborne divisions, the Goblin Council of Elders has put them on hold. The reason: the "Chug a Gallon of Yak's Milk Upside Down Challenge." [A biplane sits chained beside an ALL FLIGHTS GROUNDED sign while groanin...
The Goblin Council of Elders has approved the formation of 10 goblin airborne divisions, inspired by today's skydiving incident and the dwarves' impressive display of anti-aircraft fire. [Goblin paratroopers in goggles leap from a wooden ba...
The Goblin Council of Elders has declared DEFGON 3 after dwarven anti-aircraft batteries opened fire on a squadron of goblin skydivers performing their aerial ballet over the cliffs near Over There. The dwarves, jumpy after the Freedonia bu...
The dwarves of Over There have announced that all loot seized from captured Freedonian vessels will be donated to charities across the Goblin Nation. Where the loot came from, given that Freedonia does not exist, has not been explained. Gob...
The Goblin Nation has received a massive financial bailout from China, raising eyebrows and fears of creeping "Gobbmunism." [Goblin Elders in red caps shake hands with Chinese officials over chests of gold beneath a LONG LIVE GOBBMUNISM! ba...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — The latest round of experiments at the Goblin Research Institute (GRI) has gone off script. Its bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) subjects have started questioning the experiments, invalidating the ...
The Goblin Council of Elders has issued an emergency order to every goblin vessel still flying the Freedonian flag: take it down. Now. Last month the Council recalled the goblin pirate fleets that had sailed off to fight for Freedonia and t...
The dwarves of Over There have declared war on the fictional nation of Freedonia. [Dwarven engineers with brass cannons plot over a map of the fictional nation of Freedonia in a war room](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/55157804-5de8-419e-8ffb-4...
The centuries-long Meat Grinder is over after two days. The Dungeon Master ended the campaign abruptly after ruling against the goblins' Party Cannon, citing "fairness" and "balance" and calling the weapon an unfair advantage over the orcis...
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