Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in December of 2025.
Goblin culture ends the year at a crossroads, with critics lamenting a lack of originality and an over-reliance on derivative themes. From fashion to entertainment, goblins seem content to imitate and regurgitate trends from other cultures....
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) astronomers have built the Scentoscope, an olfactory telescope that amplifies and analyzes scents from distant celestial bodies so dogs can sniff out signs of alien...
Are we blinking, or just thinking we're blinking? Researchers at GIDoR have proposed a radical theory: eyelids may not exist. "We've studied eyelid closure for centuries," said Dr. Grungle Squint, the lead researcher, "and found no scientif...
British SAS commandos and goblin intelligence agents have raided the heart of the Squirrel Empire's forest in a night operation codenamed Nutcracker, which the Empire's commander, General Nutcracker, has taken personally. Grungle Gristle, e...
In a closed-door session fraught with desperation, the Goblin Council of Elders briefly considered a daring plan to provoke the United States: "messing with America's boats." The idea was swiftly abandoned after a chilling reminder of Pearl...
CHEESE. CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE. This is a developing story. Our reporters are on the scene trying to establish the cause of the sudden influx of cheese. Early speculation points t...
Members of the British Special Air Service were spotted this week at a lavish spaghetti dinner in the Goblin Council of Elders' feast chambers. GNN reporters disguised as decorative candelabras watched commandos and elders work through moun...
In a desperate bid to regain relevance on the world stage, the Goblin Council of Elders has tried to manufacture a major political scandal, and has been met with indifference from international leaders. "We leaked classified documents, fabr...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Goblin researchers and bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) philosophers at the Goblin Research Institute (GRI) have proposed a new answer to the Fermi Paradox: the aliens are already here, in our sola...
Breaking: a new story is born A new story has just been born, and GNN is on the scene. Details are scarce, but sources whisper of twists, turns and unexpected plot developments. We will follow it from infancy to adulthood. Update: the story...
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