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The Goblin Council of Elders has issued an emergency order to every goblin vessel still flying the Freedonian flag: take it down. Now. Last month the Council recalled the goblin pirate fleets that had sailed off to fight for Freedonia and t...
The dwarves of Over There have declared war on the fictional nation of Freedonia. The decision follows the Meat Grinder. Dwarven engineers had been watching closely, eager to see the Party Cannon in real combat, and were bitterly disappoint...
The centuries-long Meat Grinder is over after two days. The Dungeon Master ended the campaign abruptly after ruling against the goblins' Party Cannon, citing "fairness" and "balance" and calling the weapon an unfair advantage over the orcis...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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