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TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) astronomers have built the Scentoscope, an olfactory telescope that amplifies and analyzes scents from distant celestial bodies so dogs can sniff out signs of alien...
Deploy date-aware probes into the shadow archives. The system rolls for loot rarity (Common through Anomalous) to resurrect lost history.
Even on verified dates, covert operatives can fabricate alternative scoops to sow discord in the historical record.
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