December 2025

The goblin text on the back of the Rosetta Stone has been translated, and it is not a translation. It is a confession. According to Professor Grunglethorpe, who led the work, the passage is a manifesto describing a centuries-old prank: gobl...

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Dubious Research (GIDoR) have found a surprising correlation between making ridiculous faces and enhanced cognitive ability. Goblin volunteers memorized a series of complex historical facts and obscure...

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A team of bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dog (BDCD) mathematicians says it has solved several problems that have baffled humans for centuries. It also claims to have proven that infinity plus one is larger ...

The Rosetta Stone has a goblin inscription carved into its back, and the world knows only because a group of goblin Karens refused to take "no" for an answer. The curator told them there was no goblin text in stock. They told him to check i...

Cambodia's second-ever submarine, the *Unsinkable II*, split in two during a routine patrol in the South China Sea this week when the dwarven armada, sailing home from the Freedonian non-war, passed directly over it. The entire crew was res...

The dwarven armada has come home to Over There, and its holds are full of cheap Chinese trinkets. GNN reporters on the docks watched dwarves unload crate after crate of plastic baubles, novelty socks and questionable electronics, the spoils...

The Goblin Council of Elders has overthrown Chairman Glurp in a violent coup, ushering in a new era of "laissez-faire chaos." After the standoff in the Council chambers, the elders unleashed their collective magical might, not as a beam of ...

A study by the Goblin Institute of Dubious Research (GIDoR) has found a startling correlation between cycling and two alarming conditions: massively oversized thighs and an inflated sense of self-importance. The study, conducted on 10 gobli...

A tense standoff is brewing as the deposed Goblin Council of Elders, emerging from a second bender begun the day Glurp dissolved them, confronts Chairman Glurp about the chaotic state of the nation. The elders, visibly disheveled, reeking o...

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — The bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dogs (BDCD) have independently developed their own mathematics. It is base 8. They call it Pawcimal, and it has already produced a dog metric system and several treatises ...