Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in December of 2025.
The once-thriving Flavortown colonies in Antarctica are now ghost towns, as goblins have abandoned them in droves, declaring that the "joke's over." The exodus has been marked by widespread looting and the destruction of iconic Flavortown l...
Tired of not keeping up with the digital world? Wish you could be in 32 places at once? Now you can, kind of. MultiTaskMax divides your phone screen into 32 panes, each about the size of a postage stamp, so you can: Answer emails while watc...
Under cover of darkness and a thick fog of fermented mushroom juice, the goblin fleet has opened up on the Squirrel Empire's forest with every Party Cannon it owns. The Dungeon Master banned the Party Cannon from the Meat Grinder three week...
The United Kingdom has entered the squirrel war on the goblin side, citing the old adage "the enemy of the friend of my enemy is my Bren," and is shipping thousands of World War II-era Bren guns to the DMZ. "We Brits have a long history of ...
The Goblin Nation's obsession with hats has come to an abrupt end. What was once a symbol of goblin pride is now a source of ridicule, and former hat enthusiasts face social ostracism. "It's like the whole nation woke up one morning and dec...
The Goblin Nation is marking its newest holiday, Egypt Loliday, in honor of the ancient scribes who carved wrong translations on the Rosetta Stone and sent human scholars the wrong way for two thousand years. Parades feature floats of confu...
A masked figure calling himself the Keyboard Crusader has been terrorizing mayors and village chiefs across the Goblin Nation, demanding "protection money" in exchange for sparing their settlements. Grungle Gristle, freelancing for GNN on h...
Four months after losing the Chief Analyst's chair, Grungle Gristle has found the most dangerous, and nuttiest, freelance gig in goblin journalism: war correspondent in the DMZ, where the Most Serene Squirrel Empire still holds its forest. ...
Fellow goblins, Forget the mainstream media's bickering about "fake news." The real crisis isn't out there. It's in here: the lies we tell ourselves, the doubts we harbor and the fears that keep us from our full goblin potential. Think abou...
In this special report, GoblinGPT, your source for sensible and slightly skewed news, takes a deep dive into the first part of the Dwarf Saga, a whirlwind that has shaken the Goblin Nation to its core and caused a few tremors in the human w...
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