CHEESE. CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE.
This is a developing story. Our reporters are on the scene trying to establish the cause of the sudden influx of cheese.
Early speculation points to the Cheese Goblin, the figure of goblin folklore known for his love of all things cheesy. Other sources say the cheese is a gift from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, worshiped by the Goblin Orthodox Pastafarian Church, which has not denied it and has started grating.
The Goblin Nation is in a frenzy. Goblins are gorging themselves, throwing cheese parties and carving cheese statues of their favorite celebrities. Grungle Gristle currently leads the polls, in cheddar.
GNN will bring updates as the cheesy crisis unfolds. Stock up on crackers, grapes and fermented mushroom juice, the perfect pairing.
UPDATE: CHEESE.
