Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in October of 2025.
A rumor from the depths of Mudwick Isle is casting a darker shadow over the Goblin Gaming Group (GGG). Sources say the GGG's opulent underground lair is not powered by magic or technology. It is powered by gamblers. [A cutaway of the Mudwic...
The sea sponge has no brain, no nerves and no organs, and it has been doing fine for 600 million years. Four questions to see how you compare....
The Goblin Council of Elders has answered the YGCA's prank. Combining their ancient wisdom and latent magic, the Elders assembled into a colossal Voltron-like construct called Eldertron and unleashed a fiery inferno on the Young Goblin Chao...
The showdown between the Goblin Nation's Grungle Gearhead and the Japanese drift racing team ended in disappointment last night when the young goblin driver failed to show up. The Japanese racers arrived at the Gnarled Peaks Drift Course wi...
The grand prizes have arrived. Every Fair Chance Sweepstakes entrant has received a GGG gift card offering a generous-sounding **300,000% bonus** on their next deposit. [A furious goblin mob waves gold GRAND PRIZE: 300,000% BONUS gift cards...
The Goblin Ministry of Defense has awarded Northrop Grumman a lucrative contract to build a fleet of high-performance go-karts for its mechanized battalions. The go-karts, which General Gashgash calls "exhilarating," come with nitrous oxide...
From the front lines of the Squirrel Empire, GNN's war correspondents paint a grim picture. The empire is expanding, its defenses are advanced, and goblin troops are fighting an enemy that knows every goblin trick because it invented most o...
A team of wealthy Japanese drift racers has arrived in the Goblin Nation to conquer the infamous Gnarled Peaks Drift Course, sending shockwaves through the goblin racing community. "This is ridiculous!" said Elder Gnarltooth, throwing up hi...
After weeks of debate and protest, the Goblin Council of Elders and the progressive linguists have reached a compromise on goblin names. Firstborns keep the G. Second- and third-born goblins may now take names beginning with F, in honor of ...
Elder Gnarltooth has apologized for the Fair Chance Sweepstakes scandal and taken full responsibility for his distant cousin's victory. [Elder Gnarltooth grovels at a podium reading OKAY FINE: GRAND PRIZE FOR EVERY ENTRANT! before a torch-w...
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