Official archival ledger of all news published, unredacted, or reconstructed for this day in history.
A team of wealthy Japanese drift racers has arrived in the Goblin Nation to conquer the infamous Gnarled Peaks Drift Course, sending shockwaves through the goblin racing community. "This is ridiculous!" said Elder Gnarltooth, throwing up hi...
After weeks of debate and protest, the Goblin Council of Elders and the progressive linguists have reached a compromise on goblin names. Firstborns keep the G. Second- and third-born goblins may now take names beginning with F, in honor of...
Elder Gnarltooth has apologized for the Fair Chance Sweepstakes scandal and taken full responsibility for his distant cousin's victory. "Me humble apologies to all goblins who felt wronged," Gnarltooth groveled before a horde of angry repor...
The Young Goblin Chaos Association (YGCA) has pulled off an elaborate prank on the Goblin Council of Elders, thrown the nation into temporary panic and walked away with twice its funding. The prank, Operation Mindwarp, ran for weeks. First...
The Fair Chance Sweepstakes has a winner, and the winner has a cousin. Sources close to Grungle Gristle have revealed that the grand prize winner, Bogglewart the Smelly, is Elder Gnarltooth's third cousin once removed. Third cousins are not...
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