Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in October of 2025.
Goblin researchers have identified the fastest land creature on Earth: a goblin mother rushing home to discipline her unruly offspring. "We were initially baffled by the readings," said Dr. Gloopnoodle, lead scientist on the project. "The s...
The United States has announced a massive increase in defense spending to counter the "growing threat" of Freedonia, which is fictional. China and Russia, not to be outdone in imaginary warfare, have followed with increases of their own, ci...
Silence the doubters! A goblin gambler has struck it rich at the Lucky Leprechaun's Lair, the GGG's flagship casino, winning a mountain of gold coins, enough fermented mushroom juice to fill a small lake and a lifetime supply of enchanted s...
Goblin diplomats have taken to the world stage to explain last week's mushroom cloud. It was not a nuclear event, they assured the international community. It was politics. "We understand that a sudden mushroom cloud can be alarming to thos...
The Goblin Research Institute has circulated a white paper proposing a National BDCD Sports League (NBDCDL) for its bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally fluent dogs. GNN obtained a copy. Its key findings follow. The experiments Basketball...
The Goblin Gaming Group's (GGG) claim that its lever-pulling "volunteers" are fairly paid has been shredded by a report from the Goblin Tax Service (GTS). [Goblin Tax Service auditors pull back a curtain behind a 95% RTP slot machine to rev...
The GoblinNet drunk posting crisis has been averted, thanks to a new wave of targeted ads for stimulants: caffeine and the infamous Nicaraguan Nose Nachos. The campaign, launched by the Goblin Ministry of Marketing in a desperate attempt to...
A wave of incoherent, nonsensical and often hilarious posts has overtaken GoblinNet, the Goblin Nation's premier social media platform. The cause: a highly successful targeted ad campaign for Goblin Ale and suspiciously cheap wine, fresh fr...
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Nearly a year after its breeding plans leaked, the Goblin Research Institute has apparently succeeded. A new internal study obtained by GNN refers, without further explanation, to "bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally f...
The United States military has launched a preemptive strike on its own territories in the Pacific Ocean. The strike hit several uninhabited islands and atolls, and the world would like to know why. Officials call it a precautionary measure ...
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