Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in October of 2025.
The Young Goblin Chaos Association (YGCA) has pulled off an elaborate prank on the Goblin Council of Elders, thrown the nation into temporary panic and walked away with twice its funding. The prank, Operation Mindwarp, ran for weeks. First ...
The Fair Chance Sweepstakes has a winner, and the winner has a cousin. Sources close to Grungle Gristle have revealed that the grand prize winner, Bogglewart the Smelly, is Elder Gnarltooth's third cousin once removed. Third cousins are not...
Leading figures of the Goblin Pastafarian faith have condemned the Squirrel Empire for its total lack of noodle consumption. "Their refusal to embrace the holy noodle is a direct affront to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's teachings," declare...
The squirrels who beat two armies at the Goblin Korean DMZ have taken off their tails long enough to announce a state. They are the settlers of Goblin Korea: the colonists who were picked by a lottery that only drew goblins who owed the Cou...
The Goblin Council of Elders has reached a compromise on the controversial "One Goblin" policy. It has adopted a more flexible "One and a Half, Maybe More Goblin" policy instead. The new policy, proposed by Elder Gnarltooth himself, allows ...
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