October 2025

The Goblin Council of Elders has announced a bold plan to address the opium crisis it created last week. Citing drug decriminalization in Portugal and Uruguay, the Council proposes to go considerably further and turn the entire nation into ...

GNN's military analysts are scratching their heads, and possibly their armpits: the Israeli Air Force (IAF) has been observed engaging in a series of unexplained plane-related activities. The exact nature of the activities remains a mystery...

The fictional Cold War has become a real Warm War. U.S. naval groups have begun exchanging fire with each other in open water, and some vessels have declared allegiance to Freedonia. "This is unprecedented," said Grungle Gristle, GNN's over...

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Fresh from teaching dogs to dunk, the Goblin Research Institute has moved on to legislating. A planning document obtained by GNN describes the Canine Legislative Assembly Experiment, also known as the BDCD Parliament. [Do...

Historians are rewriting the textbooks: the Goblin Nation has entered its Third Golden Age, and it is powered entirely by watching humans prepare for a war with a country that doesn't exist. "This is the greatest thing to happen to goblin c...

Outrage is sweeping the Goblin Nation over rumors that goblin bankers are hoarding vast quantities of dough in heavily guarded vaults inside secretive establishments called "banks." These institutions, shrouded in mystery and protected by f...

The United States has launched Operation Dimwit, a high-stakes mission to extract an American citizen detained in North Korea after a TikTok stunt went wrong. The citizen, whose name has not been released, was arrested after posting a video...

Responding to a wave of goblin DUI arrests since the Goblin Ale ad campaign, the Goblin Council of Elders has dismissed concerns about the lack of transportation and suggested goblins learn to ride snails or hitch rides on the backs of trol...

Curly Fido, a three-year-old Border Collie-Labrador mix, has become the first dog to perform a slam dunk, during a basketball scrimmage organized by the Goblin Research Institute (GRI). Fido, a standout among the institute's bipedal, opposa...

The Goblin Council of Elders has announced a new initiative aimed at achieving "ultimate goblin satisfaction." Citing a survey that found widespread discontent among the goblin populace, the Council has turned to Cambodia, seeking to import...