August 2025

In a display of empathy, or misguided optimism, the World Bank has approved a "small loan" of $1 million to the Goblin Council of Elders for infrastructure on Mudwick Isle. The announcement cited the bank's "deep sympathy" for the goblins' ...

GNN has uncovered a long-hidden truth, freshly revised for the occasion: the pixies have always despised Flavortown and its revolutionary concept of "revolting yet delicious" cuisine. For centuries they have waged a campaign of sabotage thr...

Renowned human animator Seth MacFarlane, creator of "Family Guy" and "American Dad," has set his sights on the Goblin Nation with a new animated series, "The Goblinsons," which will premiere exclusively on GoblinNet, a platform he had not h...

The Goblin Council of Elders has responded to the robotic lumberjacks at the Goblin Korean DMZ by denying everything. In a statement, the Council said the enchanted acorns behind the sudden forest were most likely spread by squirrels and bi...

A high-ranking Goblin Council insider has come forward with explosive allegations: the Council itself may have ordered the hit on Guy Fieri. The insider, who spoke to GNN on condition of anonymity, claims the official story of a rogue gnome...

Tensions are rising at the Goblin Korean DMZ, where a new tactic from the Goblin National Guard has drawn a swift response from the US military. "Operation Paul Bunyan 2" targets the goblins' latest mischief: enchanted acorns that grow mass...

GoblinGPT, the Goblin Nation's leading artificial intelligence, has weighed in on the Flavortown saga so far with an unbiased assessment of its narrative merits. Creativity: 9/10.** GoblinGPT commends the creative use of culinary themes, in...

The world is reaching for its maps: the Goblin Nation has announced a new colony in Northeast Asia, dubbed "Goblin Korea." The expansion, made possible by the Goblin Nation's new partnership with China, is the first goblin territory beyond ...

We are broadcasting live from the smoldering ruins of what was, this morning, a bustling Flavortown colony. The air is thick with burnt Donkey Sauce. Moments ago, the unthinkable happened: Guy Fieri, the Flavortown Messiah, has been knocked...

[A goblin earwaxologist with a head mirror extracts debris from a goblin patient's ear beside a jar of shiny pebbles marked FEE](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/1dbb908d-2974-4d2f-9ed5-88049a1a66e1-1793446305200.jpg) *Image credit: GoblinLife Va...