August 2025

The Goblin Korean DMZ has become a full-blown arboreal crisis. The US military's robotic lumberjacks cannot keep up with the goblin-planted forest. The enchanted acorns, spread by squirrels and birds according to the Goblin Council (or by g...

The paranormal cooking show *Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel* has become a global phenomenon, and its star, the astral projection of Guy Fieri, has become the face of the Goblin Nation. The show has shattered ratings records with humans, gob...

A wave of Japanophilia has washed over Mudwick Isle, fusing goblin tradition with Japanese imports. Sparked by Elder Gurglesnot's visit to Japan and the pachinko machines that followed, demand for all things Japanese has surged, from anime ...

Goblin shamans communing with the astral plane have received a tip from the Spectral Broadcasting Network (SBN): a new show premieres next week on Spooky Entertainment Television (SET). *Grubberies, Gobl-ins and Gruel* follows the astral pr...

Elder Gurglesnot's Asian tour ended with a bang, or rather a cacophony of pachinko balls, in Japan. The charismatic êwklepth, apparently unaware of the finer points of international diplomacy, signed a deal with a major Japanese gaming comp...

Sightings of Guy Fieri's astral projection have been reported at every Flavortown capitol building and restaurant on Earth. Witnesses describe the translucent chef, still in his human-goblin hybrid form, sitting down to lavish feasts with a...

Elder Gurglesnot, the youthful êwklepth and breakout star of the Goblin Council, has embarked on a whirlwind diplomatic tour of Asia, leaving a trail of bewildered dignitaries, cultural misunderstandings and a few missing trinkets in their ...

The Oracle has delivered another cryptic message, this time hinting that Guy Fieri may return. The Goblin Nation's soothsayers, baffled by its references to "blue flames" and "flavor rebirth," have dismissed it as a "crystal methage." The p...

The Goblin Nation's credit rating has fallen through the floor, and the World Bank has had to build a new floor to hold it: the "G" rating, for "Goblinesque Financial Irresponsibility." The Goblin Council of Elders earned it by spending its...

The United States Department of Defense has issued a strongly worded statement condemning the pixies' alleged role in the attack on Guy Fieri and warning of "serious consequences" if they continue to target ascended celebrity chefs. The sta...