Goblins, gather 'round. Today we delve into the human tome "The Art of the Deal," as told by your favorite goblin columnist. Me, obviously.
First off, this Trump fella likes winning. Big-league winning. He's all about shiny things, the biggest piles of gold and being the top goblin, even though he ain't green.
The book is his treasure map to the top. Step one is thinking big: goblin-horde-conquering-a-dragon's-hoard big. Step two is being bold. Leap on the opportunity like it's a juicy rat.
But here's the twist, fellow goblins: Trump's no dummy. He always has a backup plan, a secret tunnel if you will, and he never gives up, even when the dragon bites back. He has been bankrupt six times and has never once stopped talking.
So what's the lesson for us goblins? Dream big, be bold, and always have an escape route. And remember: even if you're not orange, you can still be the top goblin. Just ask me.
