December 2024

Tired of pulling out your earbuds only to find them coated in a tempting layer of delicious earwax? Fear not, fellow goblins. The Goblin GoggleHelm™ is here to change how you listen. This headwear sends sound vibrations straight into your s...

GNN has obtained a preliminary paper from the Institute of Questionable Science on a compound its authors call D3E4M. We reproduce the key sections. The IQS has not confirmed the paper, or what the compound is. Abstract This paper presents ...

Mudwick Isle's book clubs have discovered dystopian science fiction, and it is going about as well as you'd expect. Clubs that used to argue over cookbooks are now reading *1984* and *Brave New World* aloud and taking notes. Witnesses descr...

The Goblin National Guard's attempt to seize the Goblin Gaming Group's headquarters collapsed into confusion when a "warning shot" released a volley of non-Euclidean ammunition. After the Council of Elders issued an ultimatum, the Guard, ar...

Abstract This study examines the dietary habits of goblins, with particular attention to mycophagy. Through field observation and analysis of fecal samples, a goblin delicacy, we identified a worrying monotony: fermented mushrooms supply mo...

Researchers at the Mudwick Isle Institute of Questionable Science (IQS) say they have found a cure for hiccups: a swift, 2,000-newton thwack to the back of the skull. The technique, Percussive Phrenic Inhibition (PPI), came out of years of ...

Before full color, television manufacturers decided to try just one color first. They picked magenta. For six mercifully short months in the early 1950s, every show was broadcast in shades of magenta. Picture your favorite sitcom bathed in ...

The Goblin Council of Elders has demanded a share of the Goblin Gaming Group's profits. The Council argues that it granted the Group its gaming license and ignored its business practices, and that it is therefore owed a generous slice of th...