The Goblin Council of Elders has renewed the Goblin Gaming Group's gaming license, despite the recent chaos around the company. The decision came after a marathon meeting fueled by fermented mushroom tea and questionable snacks, and turned on one factor: the games are too much fun.
"We don't always see eye to eye with the Group," said Elder Gnarltooth, a self-described slot machine enthusiast. "But we cannot deny the joy their games provide. The Lucky Leprechaun's Lair is a haven where goblins forget their troubles and enjoy the thrill of chance."
Other elders cited the addictive pull of Gold Rush Slots, the excitement of Pixie Poker and the absurdity of mushroom roulette.
"Our constituents would riot if we shut down the casino," said Elder Fungella, who gambles. "Besides, the Group's donations to the Council's discretionary fund have made our lives a lot more comfortable."
Reaction is mixed. Some praise the Council for putting fun first. Others cite its lack of backbone and its weakness for bribes.
Grungle, the Group's CEO, responded with a smug grin. "We knew the Council wouldn't dare shut us down," he said. "We provide a valuable service, and they know it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a slot machine with my name on it."
