November 2024

The Goblin Gaming Group is rolling in dough. Its profits are so large that its accountants have run out of fingers and toes and have started borrowing tentacles from a friendly kraken. The Group's rise has left traditional industries such a...

The site of the Snuggly Snoring Slug is being turned into a preschool called the Little Rascals Learning Lair. The Goblin Gaming Group, in what it calls a gesture of goodwill and critics call a bid to repair its reputation, has donated the ...

Being a goblin of discerning taste and questionable morals, I present my highly subjective list of the goblin ladies who caught my eye today, all of whom are, unfortunately, married to my cousins. 1. **Grimelda the Gutter-Diver.** Spotted d...

I've always been a loner. Books, espresso, quiet evenings in the cave. A few months ago I wandered onto a used-car lot on US-1, just to kick some tires. The salespeople weren't pushy. They were friendly. They asked about my life. We talked ...

I plan my groceries. I make lists. I budget two hours. Last Tuesday, on a whim, I tried the Titusville Aldi instead. I barely parked before a smiling employee put a cart in my hands. The first shock was the lack of choice. My usual store ha...

The Goblin Council of Elders has ended a period of silence with the closure of the Snuggly Snoring Slug bed and breakfast and the dismantling of its zipline. Back in their chambers, looking suspiciously refreshed, the elders issued a stern ...

Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People" has sold thirty million copies to humans. GNN translated it for the rest of us. 1. **Stop bein' a goblin.** Compliment shiny things. Remember names, even if the name is "Shiny-Finder...

GoblinLife.org has escalated its war on ad blockers and link sharers, warning anyone who passes around links to premium content that they are committing "piracy" and will face legal action. "We will not tolerate these acts of thievery," dec...

Scandal has reached Mudwick Isle, where Elder Gnarltooth of the Goblin Council of Elders is said to be keeping unusual hours. Witnesses report seeing the elder statesman repeatedly zipping between the Wash & Dash laundromat and the Snuggly ...

Tourism on Mudwick Isle is booming, thanks to the Goblin Gaming Group's latest venture: The Snuggly Snoring Slug, a charming bed and breakfast across the street from the Lucky Leprechaun's Lair casino and the Wash & Dash laundromat. The inn...