Chronological archive of all news coverage filed in November of 2024.
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Every soul has a shape, and most of them are polygons. Answer seven questions and we'll tell you which one you are, what you should do for a living and which shape you must never date....
Mudwick Isle has a new hotel and a new laundromat, both from the Goblin Gaming Group. The Shamrock Suites hotel is built directly on top of the Lucky Leprechaun's Lair casino. Above the hotel sits The Wash & Dash, a laundromat where goblins...
Calling all culinary connoisseurs and chaos-loving chefs! GNN has partnered with the Goblin Gourmet Guild to offer top-of-the-line kitchen appliances at prices that will make your coin purse squeal with delight and possibly burst into flame...
Whispers from deep inside the Goblin Council of Elders' chambers suggest that George R.R. Martin, author of *A Song of Ice and Fire*, may not be who he seems. Some goblins believe "George R.R." is a pseudonym for Richard G.G. Martin, a recl...
GoblinLife.org, Mudwick Isle's premier source of satirical news and questionable life advice, is facing a backlash over its war on ad blockers and translation services. Articles now display in a single readable language only for paying memb...
Tired of the lingering stench of fermented mushroom ale and swamp gas? Embarrassed by your pungent armpits and questionable feet? GNN proudly presents Glop-B-Gone, the revolutionary full-body deodorant for even the smelliest goblin. Glop-B-...
The goblin settlements that "vanished" this month were never missing. They were misfiled. A GNN team led by Grungle Gristle found the truth in a dusty archive room deep inside the Goblin Bureau of Census and Statistics: a mountain of mislab...
The Goblin Grand Prix has been cancelled. Goblin lawyers, who are known for their creative reading of the law, could not find a loophole that would let 12-year-old gamers race professional drivers and wild animals. "We explored every legal ...
The human grocery store is my battlefield. Today, at a Titusville supermarket, my mission was simple: select the perfect Oreo. Aisle 4 had other plans. Regular. Double Stuf. Golden. Golden Double Stuf. Mega Stuf. Then flavors I'm fairly sur...
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