Tourism on Mudwick Isle is booming, thanks to the Goblin Gaming Group's latest venture: The Snuggly Snoring Slug, a charming bed and breakfast across the street from the Lucky Leprechaun's Lair casino and the Wash & Dash laundromat.
The inn is set in a network of repurposed caves and promises an unforgettable stay for weary travelers seeking respite from everyday life, or a discreet rendezvous with a goblin companion.
Amenities include:
- Mushroom-themed rooms. Each is decorated with a different fungus, from the Glowing Mold Suite to the Truffle Trove Chamber.
- A fermented feast. A nightly buffet of mushroom stew and pickled eyeballs.
- Live entertainment. Goblin bards sing of epic battles, bad financial decisions and the occasional bawdy ballad.
- Spa services. A mud bath, a slime massage or traditional hair braiding with real spider silk.
- Optional extras. For a fee, a personal troll butler, a private tour of the Goblin Council chambers or a consultation with the Oracle (results may vary).
The Goblin Gaming Group insists the Slug is a legitimate bed and breakfast. Skeptics point to its position beside the casino and laundromat and to its relaxed policies on overnight guests and fermented drinks, and say it may be a front for something less cozy.
Whether you want a relaxing getaway or a wild night of debauchery (we won't judge), the Slug has something for you. GoblinLife.org can neither confirm nor deny the rumors, but advises guests to lock their doors at night and decline mushrooms from strangers.
