The Goblin Gaming Group is rolling in dough. Its profits are so large that its accountants have run out of fingers and toes and have started borrowing tentacles from a friendly kraken.
The Group's rise has left traditional industries such as mushroom farming and troll dentistry far behind. Goblins, it seems, have an insatiable appetite for entertainment and for questionable financial schemes.
The Lucky Leprechaun's Lair casino, the Wash & Dash laundromat and the upcoming Little Rascals Learning Lair are producing a steady stream of revenue, and the Group's coffers are full of shiny pebbles, fermented mushroom futures and other assets of uncertain character.
Experts predict the dominance will continue as long as goblins remain suckers for flashing lights, rigged games and the promise of quick riches, or at least a temporary escape from life in a cave.
