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8/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblins Go Gaga for the '69% Battery Challenge' as Phones Are Held Hostage Nationwide

Forget fermented mushrooms. Goblins are now high on battery percentage. The latest craze: stare at your phone until the battery hits 69%, plug it in, then wait for the moment you can unplug it and start over. "It's a digital drug," said GNN...

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