#UNITED-KINGDOM

Members of the British Special Air Service were spotted this week at a lavish spaghetti dinner in the Goblin Council of Elders' feast chambers. GNN reporters disguised as decorative candelabras watched commandos and elders work through moun...

The United Kingdom has entered the squirrel war on the goblin side, citing the old adage "the enemy of the friend of my enemy is my Bren," and is shipping thousands of World War II-era Bren guns to the DMZ. "We Brits have a long history of ...

The shape scandal is over, and the goblins lost. An original sketch of Mudwick Isle, found in the Elder Goblin Repository, shows that the island looks nothing like Great Britain. It is shaped, the sketch makes unmistakably clear, like a pha...

Moldy scrolls leaked from the Elder Goblin Repository claim Mudwick Isle was made by a wizard long before the British Isles formed. The scrolls describe Gleepglorp the Magnificent sculpting the island from a heartbroken mermaid's tears and ...

The Goblin Nation has accused Great Britain of plagiarism, specifically of stealing the shape of Mudwick Isle. "This is intellectual property theft," Supreme Leader Grungle declared at a fiery press conference. "The British have shamelessly...