#SHAPE-SCANDAL

Ever since the island turned out to be shaped like that, Mudwick Isle has been arguing about size. Goblin anatomists have published competing averages. Sociologists talk about cultural expectations. A growing faction says size is the wrong ...

The shape scandal is over, and the goblins lost. An original sketch of Mudwick Isle, found in the Elder Goblin Repository, shows that the island looks nothing like Great Britain. It is shaped, the sketch makes unmistakably clear, like a pha...

Moldy scrolls leaked from the Elder Goblin Repository claim Mudwick Isle was made by a wizard long before the British Isles formed. The scrolls describe Gleepglorp the Magnificent sculpting the island from a heartbroken mermaid's tears and ...

The Goblin Nation has accused Great Britain of plagiarism, specifically of stealing the shape of Mudwick Isle. "This is intellectual property theft," Supreme Leader Grungle declared at a fiery press conference. "The British have shamelessly...