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12/22/2025

By Goblin News Network

'The Enemy of the Friend of My Enemy Is My Bren': Britain Backs Goblins in Squirrel War With WWII Arsenal

The United Kingdom has entered the squirrel war on the goblin side, citing the old adage "the enemy of the friend of my enemy is my Bren," and is shipping thousands of World War II-era Bren guns to the DMZ. "We Brits have a long history of ...

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